How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market
  • Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
  • Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
  • Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
  • Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
  • Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
  • Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
  • Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
  • Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god


i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience


i regret every selfie a day later

“I have strong opinions but I can’t always say what I think. Otherwise it would be on the front page and I don’t want that, but if it was up to me, I wouldn’t have done so, but if the president thinks the best thing for the team is to sign players and let others leave, we must respect and support the decision. (…) with new players the style will change and it may change for better or worse. I hope it’s for the better since the players are of a very good standard. The normal thing is that they’ll adapt well. Di Maria and Xabi were very important to us but they’re gone and we should be happy with the new players. I’m sure we’ll be fine.” (x) (x)

morgan schneiderlin, re: rejoining les bleus, in preparing for euro 2016


life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.

#me #hot

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

Stephan El Shaarawy during the first half of Milan VS. Lazio - 01/09/14


if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused


if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything